I love chocolate and most likely you do too. Recently I conducted a non-scientific experiment and have concluded that in fact the use of chocolate does have direct impact on the fabric weave of clothing. It will cause them to shrink faster than scorching hot water and your hottest dryer setting. I would like to petition the Surgeon General to institute a warning on the addictive properties of chocolate and the implications it has on such textiles. In these economic times it is absolutely unacceptable that these two entities would work in cahoots with one another and prosper of such reckless business practices. One cannot even afford to replace a Wal-mart wardrobe much less one of likes of Paris Hilton's dog. There was a substudy conducted along side the addicting chocolate/ shrinking cloth hypothosis which involved the Spandex industry and those results came back inconclusive at this time. Expect a petition.
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